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Do NOT use Google Voice!

I have used Google Voice for almost five years, and TWICE this year, people who have bought new cell phones have gotten my number. And access to my previous messages. This particular person decided to take out their bad mood on my friends, boyfriend and mother by sending them sexual messages. My mother had to block my number.

It will cost you $10 to change your number every time this happens. I have already done this once. This service is supposed to be FREE, but every time someone gets a new phone, I have to pay for it.

Google Tech Support won’t help you either. I posted in their help forum with all my information, and have been on hold with tech support for an hour, with no end in sight to my waiting.

Do. Not. Use. Google Voice. Changing your password won’t help, it is the number you will be forced to change. Don’t waste your time or money!

fantasticcatadventures:

goals
"mom, come on, they’re taking our picture."

"mom, come on, they’re taking our picture."

(Source: t-hunderstruck)

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

(Source: ceremonialize)

mugglebornheadcanon:

746. Hermione Granger proposes a new department of the Ministry of Magic: the Department of Magical Children’s Welfare. It allows for muggleborn and muggle-raised halfbloods to be protected by the very society they are going to be thrown into at 11 years old.

(Source: kittyunfiltered)

Liberty??? 

hotel-job:

GUEST: We want to go to that Island with the prison on it.
CONCIERGE: Hm. The prison? In New York? Riker’s?
GUEST: It’s like a famous shut down prison out on an Island and they do tours.
CONCIERGE: You’re thinking of Alcatraz.
GUEST: Yes!
CONCIERGE: That’s in California, I’m afraid.
GUEST: What’s the Island in New York that tourists visit?CONCIERGE: Our most famous tourist islands are the Statue of Liberty at Liberty Island and Ellis Island.
GUEST’S HUSBAND: Right. The prison at the Statue of Liberty.
CONCIERGE: Well, there’s no prison there.
GUEST’S HUSBAND: You sure?
CONCIERGE: I’m sure. It would be pretty ironic to have a prison at the Statue of Liberty.
GUEST: Why?
(beat)
CONCIERGE: Because… liberty?
GUEST: So if there’s not a prison, what do you do there?

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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musical-crowbars:

joyfulldreams:

lorfinka:

Alfred!!

ALFRED LITERALLY JUST BEAT UP SUPERMAN

DONT FUCK WITH ALFRED

Kicked him so hard his shoe blew up.

(Source: anti-life-justifies-my-hate)

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(Source: curseofthefanartlords)

The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling, Illustrations by Mary GrandPré

(Source: tommarvoloriddle)

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect)

cracked:

curlyandconfused:

cracked:

"What? They’re funny.”

If Pop Culture Started Treating Men the Way It Treats Women

yo no joke I like to think I’m doing relatively well on understanding mismatched genders, but I was surprised by how many of these hadn’t even occurred to me. Funny, informative, and interesting Photoplasty, Cracked.

Thank you friend. Hope you’re curlyandlessconfusednow.tumblr.com

magicalgirlsgonewild:

if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them 

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

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